In this perverted episode:
* Peter, the husband/father figure, turns gay after taking an experimental shot of the gay gene. He was paid $125 to take part of this experiment to prove that being gay is not a choice.
* Peter and his new lover make out in a restaurant.
* The lover tells Peter he has arranged an 11-way gay orgy.
* Peter helps his son with his math homework and turns the problem into an explicit conversation about “glory holes” and “circuit parties,” which are references to gay sex.
* Peter leaves his son Chris in charge of the family while he spends time with his gay partner. Upon his new role, Chris immediately passes gas in his sister’s face and knocks out his mother, Lois.
* Peter lies in bed with his rear exposed and moans in pleasure when a horse, which he assumes is his wife, licks his rear.
* Lois, wearing skimpy lingerie, is turned down by her now gay husband.
* Their child, Baby Stewie, eats cereal covered with horse sperm that resembled milk kept in the refrigerator.
What they call perverted, most people call humor. Here's their offending clip, which is a nice montage of punchlines.
It seems like every organization with Family in the name can be summed up with these points:
Homosexuality = Bad
Sex = Bad
Sex Ed = Bad
Christian = Good
Non-Christian = Bad
Boobs/Vagina = Bad
Cock = Bad
Watching these things while saying they're perverted = Good
But these organizations never focus on the actual, measured results of behavior, or what a constitutes a good family in the first place. All they do is repeat the same shit without thinking about what any of it means. They never consider things like studying actual human behavior. I don't see why they have this incessant need to spread their unhappiness to everyone they can.
H/T to Kevin Beck at Dr. Joan Bushwells Chimpanzee Refuge

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